awwww-cute:

Self confidence

awwww-cute:

Self confidence

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klingondays:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

masters of disguise!

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scalestails:

phalaenopfish:

I don’t even know how to say this but I need help.

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In 2013 I obtained a Blue and Gold Macaw that I named Frodo. His previous owner could no longer care for him and he was extremely aggressive and underweight. It took a few weeks but he finally warmed up to me and started to let me hold him and pet him and by 6 months he was a total sweetheart. I loved him dearly but I made myself adopt him out like I had promised myself. 

Yesterday, I got a call from his new owner saying he wasn’t eating and plucking feathers pretty badly even after months of being with her. She said in three weeks shes going to post him on craigslist for 600$ but is giving me first rights. Where I will most likely never see him again.

I am absolutely terrified. This bird was my baby and I can’t imagine him being in harms way. Theres no way I can come up with an extra 600 dollars to bring my baby home, Im in college and money is really tight. My mom has offered to help pay but shes not really in the position to drop that money right now either. We can afford his general care and my mom works at a vets office where he can get free medical care anytime . Its just the jump of 600$ to get him back in the first place. The semester just started and im broke. I need help please. I hate asking for money but I cant imagine him being gone forever. 

If I take him back, it will be a permanent home for him. Hes only 6 years old and is going through his terrible twos which his owner wasn’t prepped for I guess. She as been  really nice to us and has been in contanct so many times. Please help me get my tickle buddy back . 

http://www.gofundme.com/en2xww 

here are some pictures from when we owned him. And I have a video on my go fund me of him and his obsession with hair!

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Anything you can give helps, even if its just a reblog. Please help me, I dont know what to do for him.

HELP Birblr!!!

The goal has been raised because of unforseen issues, please help out this dedicated person to get this bird back!

giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

People who think there is some date rape drug going on in this song are fucking stupid as hell.
And if you have never been in a situation where you’re faced with someone you are attracted to but you feel the need to say you can’t do something with them, you can’t be with them, you should probably just go, I envy you.

giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

People who think there is some date rape drug going on in this song are fucking stupid as hell.

And if you have never been in a situation where you’re faced with someone you are attracted to but you feel the need to say you can’t do something with them, you can’t be with them, you should probably just go, I envy you.

(Source: ratladyme, via lobstmourne)

Anonymous said: Ew, fucking perv. You want to see a 12 yEAR old girl topless? And you wonder why feminists exist and you wonder why we are passionate about destroying the patriarchy? You are par of it you gross little man.

fuck-no-sjws:

rickyhitler:

mr-cappadocia:

in-the-right:

mr-cappadocia:

Lemme see if I understand this right. Expecting boys and girls to exist under the same social standards as one another, not treating breasts like they have magical powers, and altogether recognizing that the bodies of boys and girls are fundamentally equal… makes me a fucking pervert? Right.

If the first thing you think about when you see a 12 year old girl is sex, rather than say… a 12 yo girl who is being denied a fundamental right that her twin brother has… the problem is with you, not me.

Though I completely grasp why the pursuit of social equality is anathema to Feminists and why this in particular would rile you so.

Pro-active steps to actually demystify the female body completely fucks with the victim narrative that feminists depend on so heavily.

Wait, what??? Going topless is not a fundamental right… Sometimes egalitarians fight for the WEIRDEST things.

Except not being subject to irrational restrictions because of your gender is.

No one is mandating that people have to run around topless. And parents are free to dress their children however they wish.

However, what’s at issue is whether or not females should be required to cover up in circumstances where males are not.

I cannot in good conscience demand the neighbor lady keep her shirt on when I’m free to walk around without mine.

That’s bullshit.

lol feminists not understanding when their argument is used against them

to explain it to the feminists who dont understand:

the argument that is being made (based on what i can tell)  is that women should be allowed to go around topless like men can, because the female body isnt a sexual object (which is the exact argument feminists use)

when we apply this to female children, suddenly the body becomes sexual even when there’s no tits (the body part that feminists claim are not sexual)

basically, feminists pick and choose what they want to believe, when they want to believe it, based on how they can twist it to suit their ideology.

(though yeah I agree, grown, adult women should be allowed to go topless, young female girls shouldn’t get that choice, because IMO they need to grow up learning about the importance of privacy)

Boo feminism.

ianbaerwolf:

donitaruga:

glassbottledemon:

Male rape victim talks about why he finds male rape funny at the Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret in June of 2012.

Full Video: [x]

GIFs made by /u/inadreamscape

This always makes me cry.

God damn it makes me sad

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faithtrustandblogdisney:

this is my favorite thing ever omg.

(Source: lookatthiscoolthing, via detectivejaneclementinerizzoli)

aboutwhitewomen:

I guess feminism is the radical notion that women are people, but men are inanimate objects/animals.

Oh, and in case any of you need to have it explained why comparing men to M&Ms or puppies is not only dehumanizing, but also also completely unhelpful, here’s the thing. And that thing is called individuality. It means that individual humans are distinct and completely separate from one another, with their own consciousness, experiences, identity, reputation, and discernible personal characteristics. This is unlike M&Ms, which are anonymous, indistinguishable, and have absolutely no cognitive capacity whatsoever. And unlike dogs and other animals that can be conditioned for desired behavior, people are afforded the right to live within a system of rules & laws that inform their actions, with specific individual punishments reserved for specific transgressions.

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zvunderbahr:

Phil Fish fakes being hacked by “/V/”, and the “leader” of 4chan. Damage control to the maximum.

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ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.
2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  
HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS
ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

ohhiimsam:

taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

1.  I never fake an orgasm and I’m a straight girl.  So fuck you.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM.  DON’T FAKE THEM.  GUYS WANT TO GET YOU OFF BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE INSIDE YOU DOESN’T MEAN THEY CAN READ YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU STUPID BITCHES.  

HE ISN’T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT?  THEN USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.  DON’T MAKE CUNTY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TUMBLR POSTS

ALSO, HOW CAN HE GET YOU OFF WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF?  GET YOURSELF OFF AND THEN TELL (OR SHOW) HIM WHAT TO DO.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HANDED TO US ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.  SOMETIMES WE NEED TO FUCKING WORK FOR SHIT.

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fraudulentfeminist:

imageWHY IS THIS NOT ACCEPTABLE (only typical “white” British people in a show based in Britain where the majority of people are fair-skinned Brits)



imageIF THIS IS ACCEPTABLE? (only Indian people in a show based in India where the vast majority of people are Indian)



imageAND THIS IS ACCEPTABLE? (Only korean people in a show based in Korea where the vast majority of people are Korean)

…Why is multiculturalism only required in predominantly “white” countries?

nivalvixen:

olimaru:

How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.

(Source: best-of-memes, via peoplelikemegs)

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

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peoplelikemegs:

Sooooo… I started watching Bojack Horseman on Netflix and I sort of love it. It’s a fantastic show and the voice acting is great.

Also, the opening sequence is fucking fantastic.

So upset with how they ended the first season. Need second season NOWWWW